The Klaw: Archive

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Apr 28th

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Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

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Apr 26th

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My current mood...

Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
English Teacher: That's quite sad.
Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
English Teacher: What
Me: What

Apr 24th

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Apr 23rd

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Apr 17th

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“There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A...”

– Captain Haddock, The Adventures of Tintin (via quote-book)

Apr 16th

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Apr 16th

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Apr 16th

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Anonymous asked: Hello, hello! Just wanted to ask - do you ship anyone in K-Pop?

Apr 16th

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Apr 16th

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Before and After Discovering K-pop

Before: Cry tears of sorrow when I got an A-
After: Cry tears of joy when I get a C
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Before: Had no idea how to spend my money
After: Broke from all the albums I buy
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Before: Innocent little girl
After: Pervert
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Before: Cared about what people thought of me
After: Don't give a fuck. Haters gonna hate
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Before: Asian guys are so nerdy
After: HOLY SHIT ASIAN MEN ARE GORGEOUS
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Before: Was a fashion terrorist
After: Became a fashionista
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Before: 
Guy: Hey what's up?
Me: asdfghjkl; omg be cool... "h... h... hi!"
After: 
Guy: Hey what's up?
Me: You are not a Korean celebrity. Why are you talking to me.
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Before: Hey this celebrity is cute...
After: OPPA LOVE ME 
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Before: "Sleep is so wonderful"
After: "What is this sleep you speak of?"
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Before: Had a life
After: Spends life holed up in my room on the computer
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Before: What is music?
After: I see the light
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Before: Laugh quietly
After: Laugh like a maniac clapping hands like a seal
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Before: 
Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Okay... :'(
After: 
Reaction to people insulting someone I like: Bitch you will die in your sleep.
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Before: 
Reaction to internet crash: Okay.... :'(
After: 
Reaction to internet crash: GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT YOU WILL GIVE ME MY LIVE STREAM YOU BITCH
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Before: 
Reaction to celebrity taking off shirt: meh....
After: 
Reaction to k-pop celebrity breathing air: asdjf;lkadfg;ajsdfhkjasdf;lkasdf Y U SO SEXY?!?!
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Before: What is otp? what is ship? 
After: ASDFLKAJDKGJDASDKJFASDKJL YOONJAE EUNHAE HANCHUL JONGKEY 2MIN G-RI HUNHAN YOONYUL TAENY DOOSEOB KHUNYOUNG WHAT IS AIR
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Before: Ovaries tight and intact
After: Ovaries disintegrated from all the explosions suffered.  
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Before: straight, normal girl
After: went bi when I discovered what a girl crush was
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Before: Nice, gentle person
After: Sarcastic bitch
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Before: Close-minded fool
After: Open-minded viewer of life :)